hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
- me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
- crush: no
- me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*
I love that point in a friendship when you get what the other person’s style is - their “thing.” You see a knit jersey tie and think of them immediately; a type of weather, a bad movie, a woman’s outfit. You know, with absolute certainty, that your friend would enjoy this thing with you more than anyone else in the world. You feel closer in that moment of recognition, even if they’re not there.
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]
we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret
he’s a genius
come with me
and you’ll be
in a world
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
ppl in africa are dying
do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad